Answerphone message

"Hello, is this Allen? Allen? Oh, bloody hell, I've got his answerphone again. Anyway, Allen, I said STOP TRYING TO HIRE ME, I'M RETIRED." There is a beep on the other side of the phone, followed by a recorded message. "Thank you for calling Warhammer Wrestling Inc. Your application to join the active roster has been accepted." The call disconnects itself with a click, leaving Riot staring at his phone, eyebrow cocked and disapproval plain. "Oh, bollocks."