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Rulebreaking Ruth walks in front of the camera, clearly ready to make such a huge statement.
Rulebreaking Ruth: Listen up weenies, my name is Rulebreaking Ruth, and you know …
There is a particular kind of man who speaks loudly in the hope that volume will substitute for accuracy. The Ghost of Death By Me is that kind of man. …
Let the record show what I required before I placed my signature on any further paper inside the Reject Wrestling Federation: a written guarantee that my time, my labor, and my territory are protected against the kind of bookkeeping that sends a man into a main event only to hand the receipts to someone else.
I refused to sign for gratitude. I refused to sign for applause. What I signed for was a clause that permits me to walk — cleanly, without penalty — should this house continue to mistake my presence for a gift rather than a transaction.
They have been warned what it costs to misuse me. I do not repeat warnings.
You laughed. After. You stood in the squared place and you laughed. I saw it. Momma saw it. Everyone saw it.
I Am a Tickler, I have mapped every inch of my backyard from memory. I have identified seventeen songbirds by their feet alone in total darkness. I do not forget things. I do not forget you.
This is not a concern. This is not a decree. This is Buster Blankenship telling you, very quietly, that the ending part is coming -- and I am sorry in advance, I really am, I am sorry for saying sorry, but mostly I am not sorry at all?
