Danny Plaintalk is a Dead Man

Okay - listen...Danny Plaintalk. You're an absolute tool. You speak all big and fancy poetic lines, but all they do is hide the truth - you're a loser. You couldn't win a match if your life depended on it. You're going to take what from me? You're going to take my fists right through your face. You didn't even talk about milkshakes like I set you up for you ungrateful goon. I set you up for a super smack down - a line so great it would echo throughout the halls of Wrestletorium for years down the line...and you fucked it up. You suck, "Oily" Danny Plaintalk. You aren't worth my time, yet I have to spend time responding to you because you spit a bunch of nonsense into the Wrestletorium universe. And I couldn't leave it unanswered. So why don't you go crawl into a little hole and die in there. Because if you show up in the ring...I won't be only Ghost leaving.