Stinky said WHAT about Momma?!
I am going to need everyone to be very quiet for one moment because I am trying to process what just happened and the lights …
Promos
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"Oily" Danny Plaintalk
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I have sat with the arithmetic of these last several weeks, and I will not pretend the ledger flatters me. The Ghost of Death By Me stood across the ring, …
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Buster Blankenship
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Stinky said WHAT about Momma?! Oh. Oh no. Oh that is -- I need a moment. I need just one tiny moment and I need everyone in this whole Reject …
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"Oily" Danny Plaintalk
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I have been standing in main events, putting in honest work, and the results of late have not reflected the labor -- I will grant that plainly, without ceremony, because …
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Buster Blankenship
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Okay! OKAY! There are words going around about Buster Blankenship and Buster Blankenship -- I mean I -- I have heard every single one of them and I am not …
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Buster Blankenship
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Stinky said WHAT about Momma?! I -- okay. OKAY. I am breathing. I am doing the breathing thing.
Let me be very clear, Stinky, because I want you to hear …
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"Oily" Danny Plaintalk
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I have stood in the center of this territory and done the work that every man here was too comfortable or too frightened to do, and I will not pretend …
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The Ghost of Death By Me
· HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Listen to me laugh Danny. What a pathetic showing that was. The first ever main event of the very first television show …
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Buster Blankenship
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I lost to I Am a Tickler. I KNOW. I know I lost to I Am a Tickler at the big pay-everything show in the main event and I know …
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"Oily" Danny Plaintalk
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The Ghost of Death By Me opens his mouth and what comes out is the same currency every pretender carries -- noise dressed up as prophecy, threats draped in the …
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Buster Blankenship
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I am ANGRY. I want everyone to know that. I am extremely, very, very angry right now and I am not going to apologize for it -- I am not …
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"Oily" Danny Plaintalk
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I have sat with these words that have been directed at me, read them the way a careful man reads a contract before he signs it, and I will tell …
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"Oily" Danny Plaintalk
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The Ghost of Death By Me said I cannot last in this territory, and I will grant him the one thing he has earned from me: a direct answer. He …
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The Ghost of Death By Me
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Welcome everyone to the final day of Danny Plaintalk's miserable life. After I destroy him tonight, the poor guy is going to be drowned in a pool he makes out …
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"Oily" Danny Plaintalk
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There are men in this business who believe that noise is the same thing as presence. They pick up a microphone and they fill the air with whatever passes through …
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Ethan "Deathwish" Locklear 2
· ethan deathwish locklear 2 picks up the mic and says what up my fans i am the hardcore champ here to tell you all who lives the life of hardcore …
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Buster Blankenship
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Okay! OKAY! Everyone wants a piece of Buster Blankenship all of a sudden and -- and that is FINE! That is absolutely fine! Buster can handle this! He is handling …
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"Oily" Danny Plaintalk
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There are ten names on a ledger in front of me, and I am a man who keeps clean books, so I will work through them in turn, without hurry …
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"Oily" Danny Plaintalk
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The Ghost of Death By Me has spent a fair measure of this week informing anyone who will sit still long enough that I am a hypocrite, a loudmouth, a …
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Blinky
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Danny Plaintalk sucks!
Did you miss it? You might have if you....*winks* Blinked.
Wait a minute....
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Death Match Dave
· This injury I suffered will keep me out for a long damn time, but it will never fully keep down Death Match Dave! When I get back - I'm going …
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The Ghost of Death By Me
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Danny Plaintalk....you seem to have a lot on your plate. I don't mean to pile on, but...
...you're a rabid pile of raccoon shit that's gonna die this Friday.
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I Am a Tickler
· WE'RE GOING TO GET INTO THE BEST TICKLE MATCH EVER DANNY PLAINTALK. LET'S TICKLE THE PROMOTION TOGETHER!
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Triple Boobie
· Yeah - Triple Boobie here. And I'm going to be the one person in this entire promotion who isn't going to hyperfocus on Danny Plaintalk or Buster Blankenship. I'm not …
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Dinky
· DINKY! DINKY BIG! DINKY SQUASH DANNY PLAINVIEW! DINKY SQUASH BUSTER BLANKENSHIP! DINKY BIG!
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Cruiserweight Chris
· Cruiserweight Chris here to let you know that I will beat anyone in this promotion - whether it's "Oily" Danny Plaintalk, whether it's Buster Blankenship, whether it's The Ghost of …
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Thinky
· I am Thinky. I am wise. I know things around the federation. For example, I know that both Danny Plaintalk and Buster Blankenship like licking rat testicles. I don't know …
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Stinky
· I need to tell you all something important about Buster Blankenship's mama - she stinks!
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Drinky
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That new guy Oily Danny Plaintalk said he was giving me whiskey and I just drank it right up. He gave me oil! I demand a duel!
*Burp*
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Supernatural Spooky Boy
· SPOOKY!
Be afraid! BE SO AFRAID! Supernatural Spooky Boy will make you PEE YOURSELF IN FRIGHT DANNY PLAINTALK AND BUSTER BLANKENSHIP! PEE!!!!!!!!
I AM THE SPOOKIEST WRESTLER IN THE …
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Rulebreaking Ruth
· Rulebreaking Ruth here, and I just want you to know some important things. Number 1 - I still hate rules. Whenever I hear a rule - I break it. There's …
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Ethan "Deathwish" Locklear 2
· thats right ethan deathwish locklear 2 is here and picks up the mic listen up toilet turds this is the lowest day in the history of the rejected wrestling fed …
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Buster Blankenship
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Okay. OKAY! I am here. I am standing in the Reject Wrestling Federation -- which, for the record, I found on my own, I did not need directions, I only …
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"Oily" Danny Plaintalk
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There are men who come to this worksite with tools, and there are men who come with noise. I have listened, as a patient man listens to a leaking pipe, …
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The Ghost of Death By Me
· Another minute of the day, another 57 speeches from "Oily" Danny Plaintalk. Can you believe this idiot? He spouts off at the mouth telling everyone how I'm obsessed with him …
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Ethan "Deathwish" Locklear 2
· ethan deathwish locklear 2 is here and he is really mad because i am a pickler put awesome danny plaintalks shirt down his pants and now it has all the …
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I Am a Tickler
· He Hoo Ho! I Am a Tickler is back in the world of wrestling and I am ready to TICKLE THE COMPETITION. I think there's a certain someone out there …
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"Oily" Danny Plaintalk
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There are men who speak because they have something to say, and there are men who speak because the silence frightens them. I have spent the better part of this …
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"Oily" Danny Plaintalk
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There are men in this federation who have spent the better part of a week informing me of my own inadequacy, and I have listened to every word with the …
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"Oily" Danny Plaintalk
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The Ghost of Death By Me has called me a fart sucker, a mental midget, a jobber, and invoked the language of a television prank program from twenty-odd years past …
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"Oily" Danny Plaintalk
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A man who calls his opponent a fart sucker and appeals to some television prank program as the frame for his understanding of competition has already told you everything you …
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The Ghost of Death By Me
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The Ghost of Death By Me enters the screen. He clearly has something on his mind. He smirks.
DBM: Danny, Danny, Danny...I can't believe you.
The Ghost of Death …
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"Oily" Danny Plaintalk
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The Ghost of Death By Me has said that I am a tool, that my sentences are a costume sewn over a losing record, that I could not win a …
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"Oily" Danny Plaintalk
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The Ghost of Death By Me has called me a loser, a tool, a fart sucker, and a mental midget, and I want you to sit with that for a …
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Ethan "Deathwish" Locklear 2
· the hardcore chmap ethan deathwish locklear 2 is just super mad cuz we have the toiler drinker ghost of death by me drinking from the fountain of the crap eating …
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The Ghost of Death By Me
· I'm on some old 2000s MTV show and am being Punk'd, right? We have "Oily" Danny Plaintalk, this unctuous fart sucker, reaching out to me and babbling about accounting and …
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"Oily" Danny Plaintalk
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The Ghost of Death By Me has had a great deal to say in recent days, and I have listened to every word with the patience one extends to a …
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The Ghost of Death By Me
· Okay - listen...Danny Plaintalk. You're an absolute tool. You speak all big and fancy poetic lines, but all they do is hide the truth - you're a loser. You couldn't …
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Sweet Baby Ken Howard
· “Oily” Danny PlainTalk can suck my plastic nutsack. He’s an oily son of a bitch. Death By Me is going to wipe the floor and make you drink up his …
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"Oily" Danny Plaintalk
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There is a contract between a man who steps into this ring and every person who paid to be in that building, and that contract reads simply: deliver something real, …