This is a Joke, Right?

I'm on some old 2000s MTV show and am being Punk'd, right? We have "Oily" Danny Plaintalk, this unctuous fart sucker, reaching out to me and babbling about accounting and ground holding. Uhh...dumbass...you're going to be in a WRESTLING RING. If you're on THE GROUND...well you're probably being counted out and are going to lose you mental midget. GET BACK IN THE RING. Get in there with me. Get in there with your destiny - losing a championship match in front of dozens of people (maybe more!) in less than a minute. You're a jobber in my eye. You don't belong in the ring with me. You don't even belong in the ring with Ethan "Deathwish" Locklear 2. And if you know anything about professional wrestling history, you know that's a mega insult. Because EDL2 is probably one of the worst wrestlers in the history of the planet. That's the level you're on - the level of suckage. The level of supreme loserdom where the losers of the world can reign supreme. Well - as a loser, you will reign this Friday. Count on it, Milkshake Man!