Danny Plaintalk Breaks His Back - AKA Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish

The Ghost of Death By Me enters the screen. He clearly has something on his mind. He smirks.

DBM: Danny, Danny, Danny...I can't believe you.

The Ghost of Death By Me shakes his head and smiles.

DBM: Here you are - speaking oh so eloquently. Ranting to everyone about how this is just your business and what you do. But an entrepreneur you are not - because that requires being able to see the bigger picture. Being able to understand the full competitive profile of your competition and what they are capable of doing. You don't have that.

The Ghost of Death By Me begins shaking his head.

DBM: You don't have that, because you think I am all words. You think that I'm a man who can only talk the talk, but never walk the walk. Nah - you misunderstand! I'm a man capable of backing up anything he's ever said.

The Ghost of Death By Me reaches off-screen and pulls "Oily" Danny Plaintalk into the picture. Danny Plaintalk has clearly been pummeled as he has black eyes and bruises up and down his body. Blood pours from his nose. He is tied up.

DBM: Oh look Danny...here you are. Beaten within an inch of your life. By who, I wonder? Oh that's right! IT WAS ME! I DID IT!

The Ghost of Death By Me picks up "Oily" Danny Plaintalk and holds him clear above his head. He then slams him down back first across his knee. A loud snap is heard. Danny Plaintalk screams in agony as his spine has just been broken in half! The Ghost of Death By Me drops him there and laughs.

DBM: You see that Milkshake Man?! Now you'll never be able to wrestle again because I just broke your spine you dumb shit! You went and antagonized someone way above your level and didn't think you would face the consequences? No...now you have a spinal injury and will never wrestle again. Courtesy of who? That's right...your spine was broken in half courtesy of The Ghost of Death By Me. Now don't you ever...EVER...try and insinuate that I am just a fool talking trash. Now you know it's real. Now you know every day of the rest of your life...while you're confined to that wheelchair...that your crippling occurred at the hands of ME!

The Ghost of Death By Me walks away, leaving the now totally crippled "Oily" Danny Plaintalk behind in a crumpled mess on the floor, never to be able to walk again.