I Just Hate Rules

Rulebreaking Ruth walks in front of the camera, clearly ready to make such a huge statement.

Rulebreaking Ruth: Listen up weenies, my name is Rulebreaking Ruth, and you know what - I just hate rules! That's right. You got a rule, and I break it.

Rulebreaking Ruth grabs the interviewer that just happened to be there even though it wasn't an interview.

Rulebreaking Ruth: You see this interviewer? There's a rule that I can't just take this guy and feed him to my pet cthulu. Well I say that's dumb!

Rulebreaking Ruth feeds the interviewer to her pet cthulu.

Rulebreaking Ruth: You see what I mean? That was a rule, and I said too damn bad! I just went and broke it. And what are you going to do about it? I'm the Reject Champion now. I'm basically bulletproof. You can't do anything to Rulebreaking Ruth!

Rulebreaking Ruth pulls out a refrigerator and shows the camera.

Rulebreaking Ruth: You see this? This is the Reject Wrestling Federation break room fridge. And you know what it says is the number one rule for the Reject Wrestling Federation break room fridge? You can't just leave stuff in there. You have to clean it out and get rid of it if you're not going to eat your food. WELL I DON'T DO THAT BECAUSE THAT'S A RULE!

Rulebreaking Ruth throws the fridge out of the screen.

Rulebreaking Ruth: There's probably a rule I shouldn't throw the fridge, but who cares - I did it anyway? Because I'm Rulebreaking Ruth. And you just got told the (t)Ruth!