Milkshake Boy Danny Plaintalk is a Hypocrite

Another minute of the day, another 57 speeches from "Oily" Danny Plaintalk. Can you believe this idiot? He spouts off at the mouth telling everyone how I'm obsessed with him - you know, the next challenger to the most important title in professional wrestling - yet the guy has been around the shortest amount of the time, has cut the most promos in the history of The Wrestletorium, and can't keep my name out of fucking mouth in a single damn one of them.

But that doesn't really upset me. I'm going to wipe the floor with this guy in under a minute. No big deal. What upsets me is the man just no-sold a broken spine. I broke his spine - you all saw it - and he's all like, "Nah, didn't happen, I'll see you Friday." What an ignorant thing to do - it's douche canoes like this guy who have destroyed the credibility of our business.

Kayfabe is dead. Buried by "Oily" Danny Plaintalk so he can get his fifteen minutes of fame. Well, you're on minute 14, bud. Tick tock.