I Am NOT Scared of Any of You (Please Do Not Tell Momma I Said That)

Okay. OKAY! I am here. I am standing in the Reject Wrestling Federation -- which, for the record, I found on my own, I did not need directions, I only called home twice -- and I am ready. I am SO ready. I have been ready since Tuesday!

Do you people know how many model airplanes I have built this month? Four. FOUR complete fuselages, hand-painted, no decals, all freehand -- and if that does not tell you something about my focus and my precision then I do not know what else I can offer you and I am sorry, I am sorry for saying that, I should not have started with the airplanes...

The point is -- the POINT is -- Buster is here and Buster is -- I am here! I am here. In the squared place. Under these lights that are making my hair feel genuinely terrible right now!

Everyone in this federation looks like they have never been afraid of a single thing in their entire lives and that is honestly just so rude, and I am going to -- I am going to defeat each and every one of them using my brain and also possibly my elbows, and Momma is absolutely not watching this right now, and even if she is, she would be... she would be... oh no.