I Hate Yammering As Much As I Hate Rules

Rulebreaking Ruth here, and I just want you to know some important things. Number 1 - I still hate rules. Whenever I hear a rule - I break it. There's a rule of decorum where you're supposed to treat champions with respect. But that's a rule, so I feel inclined to break it. The Ghost of Death By Me is a pompous, self-righteous piece of crap, and I don't respect him one bit. I see the way he has been badmouthing Danny Plaintalk. I don't like it. I think Danny Plaintalk is the only one talking sense around here. He's a man I feel I could do business with, if he was ever willing. If he takes ground, I'll take it with him. If he doesn't want my help - that's fine, too. Because he shouldn't have to adhere to rules either.

But now - I need to break the rule about breaking rules respecting champions, because I am a champion. And I demand respect. So I broke another rule right there! I demand respect from anyone in this lousy promotion except Danny Plaintalk. He is a man of integrity. He is a man of honor. I don't demand respect from him - I aim to earn it. Everyone else - I demand respect from them. Especially this Mama's Boy, Buster Blankenship that just joined. What a loser this wimpy guy is. What even possessed this guy to get involved with such a tough sport like professional wrestling? Buster - you better respect me before everyone else. That's a rule. Except it's not because I fucking hate rules!