Ricky Granite Does NOT Know What I Am Capable Of

Ricky Granite said WHAT about me?! He said I do not belong in the squared place?! He said I look like I got lost on the way to a birdwatching convention -- which, first of all, RUDE, and second of all, I identify songbirds by their FEET, not by just wandering around, there is a system, Ricky!!

I am not scared. I am not even a little bit scared. My hands are just cold. The arena is very drafty and the lights are doing something terrible to my hair and I would like everyone to please STOP MAKING THAT NOISE while I am trying to collect my thoughts!!

Momma always said a man who knows his own backyard -- I have charted every inch of mine, in four colors, very professionally -- is a man who cannot be rattled... she also said I should not be here at all, but she is not -- she cannot -- I did not say that, Momma!!

Ricky Granite, you are very large and your jaw looks like it was carved out of something that probably hurt, and I respect that, I do, but I have been promised a juice box after this match and I am going to EARN that juice box even if it is the last thing I do because honestly it might be, because you are so very large, and I wish you had agreed not to hit me in the face but here we are?