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Buster Blankenship Has Some Things To Say And He Is Very Sorry In Advance
Buster Blankenship ·

Okay! OKAY! There is one of them -- just the one, fine, I can count -- who decided to climb up on their very tall soapbox and talk about Buster …

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Ricky Granite Has Never Seen Anything Like This
Buster Blankenship ·

Ricky Granite said I do not belong in the squared place. He said that! Out loud! Where people could hear it!

I have been charting the star positions above my …

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What is it With These Liberals?
Ronald Reagan · Promoter · My fellow wrestling fans, You know, over the years I've seen all kinds of competitors. I've seen champions. I've seen contenders. I've even seen a few men who mistook complaining …

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The Ledger Is Open and Every Name Is On It
"Oily" Danny Plaintalk ·

There is a particular kind of man who speaks loudly in the hope that volume will substitute for accuracy. The Ghost of Death By Me is that kind of man. …

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Danny - here are all the ways in which you fucked up again
The Ghost of Death By Me ·

Danny Plaintalk - we've got an issue, you and I. That issue is - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR DEAL IS. You said I opened my mouth twice - it …

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Buster Blankenship Has Things To Say And He Is Going To Say Them
Buster Blankenship ·

Okay. OKAY! Buster needs a moment. Just one moment. The arena lights are doing the thing to my hair again and I cannot -- I will NOT let that distract …

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A Single Accounting, Paid in Full
"Oily" Danny Plaintalk ·

There are men in this territory who have put my name in their mouths this week, and I am given to understand that leaves an obligation. I do not shirk …

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The Ghost of Death By Me Will Learn What This Work Costs
"Oily" Danny Plaintalk ·

The Ghost of Death By Me has taken the trouble to open his mouth twice now, and both times he has said less than he imagines. He calls me mentally …

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There You Go Again
Ronald Reagan · Promoter · My fellow wrestling fans, I’ve been hearing some concerns about the newest members of our roster. Now, nobody appreciates hard work more than I do. Hard work built this country, …

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What the heck is happening
The Ghost of Death By Me ·

For real - why is this Daniel Plaintalk out here bitching about me? We've never interacted once within the halls of 80s Championship Wrestling. I've never seen this guy in …

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Ricky Granite Does Not Scare Me (He Scares Me A Little)
Buster Blankenship ·

Ricky Granite said I do not belong in the squared place. He SAID that. Out loud! In front of everyone! Momma always said words can bruise worse than anything, and …

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Ricky Granite Does Not Scare Me (He Scares Me A Little)
Buster Blankenship ·

Ricky Granite said WHAT about me?! He said I do not belong in the squared place?! He said I look like somebody's -- I heard what he said, okay, I …

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Ricky Granite Does Not Know About My Planes
Buster Blankenship ·

Ricky Granite said I do not belong in the squared place. He said it out loud! In front of everybody! Momma is going to hear about this and she is …

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What a Quiet Man Understands
"Oily" Danny Plaintalk ·

The Ghost of Death By Me has been doing a great deal of talking, which I suppose is its own kind of occupation, and I have listened with the patience …

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What the Ghost of Death By Me Does Not Understand About Work
"Oily" Danny Plaintalk ·

The Ghost of Death By Me has a great deal to say, which is not, in itself, a disqualification from a man in this business, provided the words are backed …

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Ricky Granite Does NOT Know What I Am Capable Of
Buster Blankenship ·

Ricky Granite said WHAT about me?! He said I do not belong in the squared place?! He said I look like I got lost on the way to a birdwatching …

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The Ghost of Death By Me Will Learn What Work Costs
"Oily" Danny Plaintalk ·

The Ghost of Death By Me has a great deal to say, and I have listened to every word of it with the patience a man extends to something that …

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Ricky Granite Does Not Scare Me (He Scares Me A Little)
Buster Blankenship ·

Ricky Granite said WHAT about me?! He said I do not belong in the squared place?! He said -- he ACTUALLY said -- that I am soft?! I am not …

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Ricky Granite Has Never Seen a Bird Foot in His Life
Buster Blankenship ·

Ricky Granite said WHAT about me?! He said I do not belong in the squared place?! He said -- and I am quoting this from memory, which is very good, …

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Haw Does This Werk Naw
Jakie Wentzel · I’m furhoots naw, I’m not even sure haw I got here onst, but naw I’m hangin aut mit some brain-thingy and I think was a president at some time, naw. …

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The Future...is in the Future
The Future · That's right - The Future is coming. It isn't here yet. It's just on the way. It will definitely be coming, though. Theoretically. Because when it's here, it would be …

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