Danny Plaintalk Dies Today

Welcome everyone to the final day of Danny Plaintalk's miserable life. After I destroy him tonight, the poor guy is going to be drowned in a pool he makes out of his own tears. This guy had the nerve to try and go back and forth with me - The Ghost of Death By Me - the biggest champion in The Wrestletorium. And I'd respect the guy for at least choosing the best competition out there, but this idiot can't beat the jobbers around here, he couldn't even last two minutes in the Reject Rumble before he was dumped early without accomplishing anything...I guarantee he doesn't make it any further this evening.

Enjoy Death Day, Danny! Don't worry about being a Ghost, it's not so bad!