Buster Blankenship Has Things To Say And He Will Say All Of Them Right Now

Okay! OKAY! There are words going around about Buster Blankenship and Buster Blankenship -- I mean I -- I have heard every single one of them and I am not scared at all and I was only crying a little because the arena lights were making my hair feel very strange!

The Ghost of Death By Me! You said -- and I am going to repeat this because it is very important -- you said that even I got a win! Even me! Do you understand how that sentence works?! That sentence means I won! I beat Ricky Granite in the squared place fair and square and the man with the stripes counted to three and I did not even have to call Momma once, not even once, I did not even reach for the phone, and you used my victory as a little footnote in your paragraph like it was a small thing! It is NOT a small thing! I have been charting the flight paths of songbirds by the shape of their feet for eleven years and I know what a credential looks like! This is a credential! You are welcome for my credential!

Also I am sorry I yelled. I am not sorry. I am sorry I said I am not sorry. That was rude.

Now. I lost to I Am a Tickler in the big rumble on the pay-per-view, yes, the big metal one was right there and I did not get it, and yes it was the main event and yes Momma saw the whole thing and has not stopped sending me very long text messages, but here is the thing -- here is the THING -- I was in the main event of the very first television show in this territory's history and if you would like to compare your television résumés I have a clipboard and I am ready right now.

The Ghost of Death By Me, you called Danny pathetic and then you said my name in the same breath like I am some kind of measuring stick for pathetic, and I want you to understand that I am not a measuring stick, I am a wrestler, I do the wrestling, in the squared place, with my whole body, and the next time you use my name to make a point about someone else I am going to walk over there and I am going to -- I am going to -- I will think of something very serious to do and it will happen!

Momma always said if you have nothing nice to say you should be quiet, but Momma is not here right now, she is at home, she does not know I am typing this, she absolutely knows I am typing this, I can feel it.

Ghosts do not scare me. I have a star atlas. I have seventeen completed model aircraft. I have won a match. Come find me.