Stinky You Take That Back RIGHT NOW

Stinky said WHAT about Momma?! Oh. Oh no. Oh that is -- I need a moment. I need just one tiny moment and I need everyone in this whole Reject Wrestling Federation to please be quiet while I collect myself, because my left eye is doing the thing it does and that is NOT good for my concentration!!

I beat Ricky Granite! I beat him in the squared place fair and correctly, mostly, and the man with the stripes raised my hand and everything! Buster is on a roll -- I am on a roll -- and NOW Stinky wants to stand there and say things about my mother, who is a wonderful woman who makes very good soup at exactly the right temperature and does not deserve any of this!!

Momma, if you are watching -- and I know you are watching, you are always watching, I can feel it -- I want you to know I am handling this. Professionally. Do not call. Please do not call during the match itself because the ringtone startles me and last time I nearly tripped over the ropes, which I believe are called the bouncy borders.

I have been studying cartography of my own backyard for eleven years, Stinky. ELEVEN YEARS. I know every inch of the ground beneath my feet. I will know every inch of that squared place too, and you will be very sorry you ever brought Momma into this... won't you?