Stinky You Take That Back RIGHT NOW

Stinky said WHAT about Momma?!

I am going to need everyone to be very quiet for one moment because I am trying to process what just happened and the lights in this building are already making my hair feel extremely strange and I cannot -- I just CANNOT -- with this right now.

I beat Ricky Granite! I did that! By myself! Momma was not even in the building, probably, and I still won, and that means I am a legitimate professional who belongs in the squared place, and NOBODY gets to talk about Mother like that, not even as a bit, not even as a joke, not even a LITTLE!

Stinky, I want you to know that I have catalogued the feet of thirty-seven distinct songbird species and I have built a 1:72 scale Bristol Beaufighter from scratch without the instruction sheet, and I am telling you right now that I am absolutely going to do the ending part to you so fast that you will not even see it coming -- probably -- I think -- oh no.

I am sorry I said probably. I apologize for the apology too. Momma, if you can hear this, I did not mean the part where I sounded unsure, I am VERY sure, please do not call the house phone.